By: Jana Greene
Just a little hardy-har-har to thaw my sense of humor out. I’m trying to blog more often, so you get to read more pieces (oh boy!) I’m also trying to cut down on the length of some of the lighter items. And I’d like to punctuate the more serious pieces with things that might actually be fun to read, if not edifying.
It’s COLD here, ya’ll. Ok, maybe not to some of you Nanooks of the North. But here in NC, we’re not equipped to deal with such tundra-like conditions. I think our town has one snowplow, total. We are supposed to get snow, and we live at the beach, so for each snowflake that hits the ground (whether or not it sticks to the ground) is an hour they call off school / government buildings / bridges / and just about everything else. Stay warm ya’ll!
Diary entry: Decembruary 2, in the year of our Lord (Jack Frost) 2018.
We can hear the hail hit all around the house and on the roof. At least I hope it’s hail, and not brimstone. That would suck.
When I look out the windows, every walking surface is covered in a thick layer of ice. No thanks. I have trouble walking on the regular ground.
We are down to 1 1/2 loaves of bread. I suppose we’ll die.
The storm has the cats super freaked out; so much so that they are all napping right through it. Brave souls.
Hoping for actual snow, but because I live at the actual beach, I would have to make snow angels in my super unflattering, middle-aged woman skorted, bathing suit.
I am currently laying under 7 blankets. One is a Steelers stadium blanket, so it counts as 3 additional.
We have no Cheeze-its.
We have Nacho Doritos.
I guess this is how the Donner Party must have felt.
4 thoughts on “The Iceman Freezith (and it ain’t so toasty here)”
That’s funny. My response is short so you can run back to bed with your Steeler’s blanket. (Stolen Steeler’s blanket?) Careful, don’t wake the cats. You don’t want to take time for cat food, or to share you 11/2 loaf of bread. 😀
This was so much fun to read! Thank you for sharing it. I hope you warm up soon. Also that your cats can somehow find a healthy way to cope. : )
So glad you enjoyed it! And BRRRR….it’s SNOWING here at the NC coast. Weird and rare for us. Hugs ❤
Hahahaha! Yes, and one of my cats LOVES bread. He is my spirit animal – loves carbs just like mama 😉 Happy New Year, my Friend! ❤